1. He pitched well for the Yankees the first year he was there, too.
2. He's in the National League Central, not the American League East.
3. That cream pie bit was starting to look stupid.
4. There's... how to say this delicately... less pressure in Pittsburgh.
5. Maybe now we'll find out the REAL story about the black eye.
6. Michael Pineda is a LOT younger.
7. This will add three years to Russell Martin's career and possibly save Francisco Cervelli's life.
8. Larry Rothschild can discover there's more than one pitcher on the staff.
9. Joe Girardi won't have to give a hostile postgame press conference every fifth day.
10. We can stop hearing Kim Jones tell us how much A.J. cares.
No hard feelings, A.J. You did well in spots. One game against Boston in particular. But go to Pittsburgh and relax. There's no way it can hurt you.
